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  Professor Mathias peeled back one of the mortuary sheets and examined Fräulein Löwenstein's face. Her skin was without blemish and under the close light her hair shone brighter than ever. Although her lips were no longer red but a curious blue, she was still very beautiful. Indeed, the strange colouring of her lips seemed to add a further dimension to her unnatural perfection. She looked, to Rheinhardt, like an exotic doll.

  'Forgive me,' said Mathias. 'What did you say her name was?'

  'Does it matter, Herr Professor?'

  Mathias looked over his glasses

  'Of course it matters, Inspector.'

  Rheinhardt shrugged.

  'Her name was Charlotte Löwenstein.'

  Mathias looked down at the woman's angelic face and repositioned a spiral of her hair. Then, after a few moments' silence, he rested his knuckles against her cheek and began to intone: 'Lotte! Lotte! Just one more word! Just a word of farewell! Farewell, Lotte! For ever adieu!'

  'Goethe,' said Rheinhardt.

  'Well done, Inspector. The Sorrows, of course.'

  Mathias did not remove his hand. Instead, he stared at the corpse, his face brimming with compassion.

  Rheinhardt coughed, somewhat disconcerted by the professor's eccentricities.

  'Professor. If we could proceed . . .'

  Mathias sniffed in disapproval.

  'When you work with the dead, Rheinhardt, you learn to take things slowly.' He continued to gaze at the Fräulein's face, and as he did so he sighed, his breath clouding the air. Mathias turned to look at Rheinhardt, his head descending and rising with almost bovine slowness. His rheumy eyes swam behind thick magnifying lenses. 'Do the dead make you uncomfortable, Rheinhardt?'

  'Actually, Professor, they do.'

  'Be that as it may,' said Mathias, 'it is my belief that the dead are still deserving of small courtesies.' Saying that, the professor covered Fräulein Löwenstein's face, and under his breath continued to quote from The Sorrows of Young Werther:

  'Be of peaceful heart . . .'

  Rheinhardt was relieved when Mathias finally snapped out of his abstracted state and began to show signs of industry. The professor rolled up his shirtsleeves, tied his apron, and began to arrange the tools of his trade on a white metal trolley: knives, saws, chisels, small metal mallets, and a drill. The professor was clearly unhappy with the arrangement and began tinkering with the positions of several objects. Rheinhardt could see no obvious reason for these trivial changes, and suspected that Mathias was engaging in some obscure superstitious ritual. After a few minutes of deliberation, the professor nodded, and his expression changed from mild anxiety to satisfaction.

  'Let us begin,' he said.

  Mathias picked up an oversized pair of scissors and began cutting the corpse's dress. He began in the middle of the décolletage and proceeded down to the waist. When the cut was complete, he tugged gently at the material: dried blood had made it adhere to the corpse's skin. The material came away gradually, revealing Charlotte Löwenstein's naked breasts and torso.

  'No corset,' commented Mathias.

  He pulled at the sheets, covering the body so that nothing was exposed except the blood-encrusted crater over Fräulein Löwenstein's heart. When one of the dead woman's nipples threatened to reappear, Mathias repositioned the sheet to protect her modesty.

  'I beg your pardon,' he said softly.

  Rheinhardt was finding Mathias's sympathy for the dead both tiresome and macabre.

  The old man probed gently around the wound with the tips of his fingers. As he did so, he started to hum a tune. Rheinhardt listened to the first verse and wondered whether he was being tested again. He found it impossible not to rise to such easy bait.

  'Schubert.'

  The professor stopped, ending his impromptu recital on a wheezy, unsteady note. The sound called to mind a set of ancient bellows closing.

  'Is it? The tune just came into my head. I don't know what it is.'

  'It's Schubert.

  Das Wandern. . .'

  'Ah yes, I remember now. You sing a little, don't you?'

  'A little . . .'

  'Das Wandern, eh?'

  'Without a doubt.'

  Mathias began to hum again and continued probing the wound. He then took a magnifying glass from his trolley and lowered his head to get a closer look. The professor suddenly stopped humming mid-phrase, and gasped. After a moment's silence, he said in a dramatic stage whisper, 'Ahh, yes.'

  'What is it?' asked Rheinhardt.

  'She's been shot,' replied Mathias.

  Rheinhardt sighed.

  'I thought we had already established that, Professor.'

  Mathias shook his head.

  'I have always been a great believer, Rheinhardt, in the Roman dictum: festina lente. More haste, less speed.'

  'You know,' said Rheinhardt, 'I can't say that surprises me.'

  The professor ignored Rheinhardt's pointed remark and continued his leisurely inspection. Closing one eye, the old man altered the focal length of the magnifying glass and nodded. Then, speaking more to himself than to Rheinhardt, he said: 'A direct shot – into the heart, at close range. There are the powder burns and . . . yes, I see some muzzle bruising.'

  Rheinhardt's fingers were going numb, and he was beginning to regret seeking Professor Mathias's assistance. Mathias returned the magnifying glass to its special position on the trolley and picked up a medium-sized silver knife. He then made a deep cut in Fräulein Löwenstein's white flesh, which opened with the slow grace of a scallop shell, exposing the pulpy redness within. Rheinhardt had attended many autopsies but he still found them highly disturbing.

  'Excuse me, Herr Professor,' Rheinhardt took a step backwards. 'I think I'll leave you to it.'

  'As you wish, Inspector,' said Mathias, clearly becoming more absorbed in his task.

  Rheinhardt walked around the autopsy table and out into the darkness. Behind him he could hear Mathias sorting through his tools. First he heard some tapping, and then the grating of a saw. Rheinhardt assumed that Mathias was removing a rib. As Mathias worked, he began to hum the Schubert tune again. His performance was slow, and many of the notes were cracked or unsteady. Yet his old voice, and the lingering quality of each phrase, imbued Schubert's joyful walking tune with infinite pathos.

  As his eyes adjusted to the darkness, Rheinhardt found that he was standing next to a bank of square metal doors. He knew that most of the chambers behind them were, in all probability, occupied by corpses. The frozen dead.

  He turned and looked back at the strange little man who was hunched over Fräulein Löwenstein's body like a goblin or dwarf, something from a fairy tale by the brothers Grimm. Under the bright light, Mathias's breath had condensed in the cold air and collected over the table as a fine, luminous mist. Rheinhardt blew into his cupped fists and rubbed his hands together. The mortuary chill was seeping into the marrow of his bones.

  Making his way back to the autopsy table, Rheinhardt stopped to examine Professor Mathias's tools, attempting to ignore a sound that reminded him of the leg being pulled from a roast chicken.

  Suddenly the lights went out and the morgue was plunged into total darkness: an expanse of impenetrable pitch.

  Professor Mathias was still quietly humming the Schubert song and Rheinhardt, already unnerved by the eerie ambience, was conscious that his heart was beating a little too fast. Count Záborszky's words – like an auditory hallucination – entered his mind: I smell evil.

  'Professor?' Rheinhardt called into the void.

  The humming stopped.

  'Oh, it's all right, Inspector, the light usually comes on again after a few minutes – probably something to do with today's storm. Personally, I think we should have stuck to gas.'

  There was a small movement, and the clatter of metal on tiles. Rheinhardt felt something hit his foot.

  'Oh dear,' said Mathias. 'I seem to have disturbed one of my instruments.'

  There was a loud click, and suddenly th
e light came on again.

  'There we are,' said the professor. 'Told you so.'

  Rheinhardt looked down and saw a scalpel on the floor by his foot. He crouched down and picked it up.

  'Your scalpel, Professor?'

  'Just put it back on the trolley for the moment – not with the others, though. Bottom shelf, in the glass retort.' As he said this, Mathias was removing a large piece of bloody matter from Fräulein Löwenstein's chest. Rheinhardt quickly looked away, bowing his head. To distract himself, he turned the blade idly in his hands and let it flash a few times as it caught the light. Rheinhardt noticed that the scalpel was engraved with a cursive script: Hans Bruckmüller and Co.

  'Professor?'

  'Yes, what is it?'

  'Does the name Hans Bruckmüller mean anything to you?'

  'Yes, of course. Bruckmüller's. It's the surgical-instrument shop near the university.'

  'Do you know Herr Bruckmüller?'

  'No. Why do you ask?'

  'He was an acquaintance of Fräulein Löwenstein.'

  'Really?' said the professor – although it was clear that he wasn't paying much attention. Rheinhardt placed the scalpel in the glass retort. It rang like a bell.

  As Rheinhardt stood behind Mathias, he couldn't help but notice that, in spite of the old man's earlier exhortations concerning haste, he was working much faster now. He was employing different instruments, one after the other, and tutting loudly. Indeed, he was looking increasingly agitated – if not actually annoyed. Rheinhardt thought it best not to interfere and waited patiently.

  After several minutes Mathias wiped the blood from a long pair of tweezers and, displaying an uncharacteristic lack of care, tossed them on to the trolley. Rheinhardt was startled. The old man then stared directly at Rheinhardt, saying nothing. His expression was far from friendly.

  'Professor?' ventured Rheinhardt.

  'What is the meaning of this?' asked Mathias, gesturing towards the corpse.

  'I beg your pardon, Professor?'

  'Was it Orlov? Or was it Humboldt? Did they put you up to this?'

  Rheinhardt raised his hands.

  'I'm sorry, Herr Professor, but I haven't a clue what you're talking about.'

  Mathias grunted, took off his spectacles, and rubbed his eyes. Rheinhardt wondered whether Mathias's eccentricity wasn't, after all, something very close to madness. The old man replaced his spectacles and undid his apron with a decisive tug. He lifted the collar over his head, rolled the apron up, and placed it on the bottom shelf of the trolley. He then began to fidget with his instruments, moving them around as though they were the pieces in a bizarre chess game.

  'Professor,' said Rheinhardt. 'I would be most grateful if you would explain yourself.'

  Mathias looked up from his instruments. Again, he stared at Rheinhardt, his enlarged eyes swimming behind their lenses. Rheinhardt endured the silence for as long as he could before finally losing his patience.

  'Herr Professor, I have had a long and difficult day. I have not eaten since this morning, and I am tired. I would very much like to go home. Now, for the last time, I would be most grateful if you would explain yourself!'

  The professor snorted, but a fog of doubt passed across his face, softening his angry pout.

  'This isn't a joke?' he said in a neutral voice.

  Rheinhardt shook his head.

  'No, Professor, this isn't a joke.'

  'Very well,' said Mathias warily. 'I will explain my findings, and if you can make any sense of them, you're a better pathologist than I am.' The old man paused before turning to face the corpse. Pointing at the gaping hole in Fräulein Löwenstein's chest, he continued: 'This woman has been shot. Here is the point where the bullet entered her body. The heart has been torn open, as one would expect.' He poked his finger into her chest and lifted a flap of skin. Rheinhardt felt a little sick. 'See here,' said the professor. 'This is where the bullet ripped through the left ventricle. Everything is consistent with a gunshot wound.'

  'Yes,' said Rheinhardt. 'I can see that.'

  'But,' said Mathias, 'there is no bullet.'

  'I beg your pardon, Herr Professor?'

  Mathias said again: 'There is no bullet.'

  Rheinhardt nodded.

  'It passed through her body?'

  'No,' replied Mathias. 'The entry canal has a definite terminus. Nothing came out the other side of her body.'

  'Then what are you saying?' asked Rheinhardt. 'That the bullet was . . . removed?'

  'No. The bullet has not been removed.'

  'You're absolutely sure?'

  'Absolutely.'

  'Then how can you explain . . .'

  Rheinhardt's words trailed off into silence. The electric-light system began to buzz, and the lights blinked out again for a second or two.

  'I can't explain this,' said Mathias, flicking the flap of skin back like the lid of a jewellery box. 'Rheinhardt, you have brought me a physical impossibility. That is why it is my belief that I – or perhaps both of us – are the victims of a tedious prank. Goodnight, Inspector.'

  Mathias wiped his bloody fingers on a white towel. He then walked towards the door, his metal-tipped shoes sparking on the flagstones as he dragged his heavy heels.

  8

  HEINRICH AND JUNO HöLDERLIN were seated in the spacious breakfast room of their Hietzing villa. Two housemaids were clearing the plates – and as they did so they exchanged surreptitious, knowing glances: the master and mistress of the household were clearly not very hungry. A slab of gleaming yellow butter had been scraped no more than a few times and the breadbasket was still piled high with freshly baked rolls. The bacon and boiled eggs had hardly been touched.

  Hölderlin rang the table bell to summon the steward, who swiftly materialised with the coffee. He was immaculately turned out in white gloves and a brick-red coat with a black velvet collar.

  'Thank you, Klaus,' said Juno, as the decorous manservant deposited a large silver pot and tray on the table.

  'Cook will be preparing suckling pig and artichokes for supper – and wanted to know whether sir would like pineapple mousse or ice cream to follow.'

  Hölderlin looked briefly at his wife.

  'The mousse?'

  'Yes,' said Juno. 'The mousse.'

  The steward bowed, clicked his heels, and marched out of the room, pursued by the heavily burdened housemaids. Hölderlin picked up his copy of the Wiener Zeitung and turned to the financial pages.

  'What does it say?' asked Juno nervously.

  The polished dome of her husband's pate rose above the newspaper's horizon like the dawn sun.

  'About Fräulein Löwenstein?'

  Juno nodded, eyelids flickering rapidly.

  'Nothing, of course. It's too early.'

  Juno poured a cup of coffee for her husband, and then for herself.

  'Who would do such a thing? It's such a terrible business,' she said quietly.

  'No one would disagree with you there,' said Hölderlin, turning a page.

  'I couldn't sleep.'

  'Nor me.'

  Juno looked around the room and made an impromptu inspection of her house plants. She thought that the aspidistra was looking a little withered, and made a mental note that it should be given extra water. Next to the aspidistra was a framed picture of her beloved sister, Sieglinde.

  Sieglinde had died (or, as Juno preferred to say, had 'departed') in the autumn of the previous year after a long and painful illness. The doctors had done little to ease her suffering, and it had been with mixed feelings that Juno had buried her sister in the Zentralfriedhof. Juno had known that she would feel her sister's absence like the loss of a limb – but watching Sieglinde coughing up dark clots of blood and writhing in agony had been intolerable.

  Throughout the winter months, even when it had been snowing, Juno had journeyed from Hietzing to the Zentralfriedhof to lay flowers on her sister's grave. Then, one bleak December morning while leaving the cemetery, she had fallen into con
versation with another mourner, a handsome young man by the name of Otto Braun. He had explained how, after the loss of his own dear mother, the desolation of his grief had been relieved by a talented medium in Leopoldstadt. Juno begged Heinrich to accompany her. The woman, Fräulein Löwenstein, held meetings every Thursday evening and Juno did not want to venture into Leopoldstadt on her own. After only one sitting, Juno was convinced that the woman was no charlatan. Heinrich had been sceptical at first – but even he was forced to change his mind when his father 'came through'.

  Yes, Fräulein Löwenstein had been special.

  'Do you think the Inspector will call today?'

  'I have no idea.'

  'What was his name? I've forgotten it.'

  'Rheinhardt – Inspector Rheinhardt.'

  'He said that he would, didn't he?'

  Hölderlin looked at his wife. The rate of her blinking had increased.

  'He said that he would like to interview us again, yes,' said Hölderlin, 'But I don't think he said that it would be today, specifically.' He raised the newspaper. 'Well, that wasn't my impression, anyway.'

  'Why does he want to ask us more questions?'

  'I don't know.'

  'Surely . . . surely he doesn't suspect us. Surely he doesn't think that we—'

  'Of course not!' said Hölderlin, raising his voice. 'Don't be so ridiculous! Of course he knows it's got nothing to do with us!' He turned the page angrily.

  Juno lifted the coffee cup to her lips but did not drink. 'I do hope so,' she said more calmly. 'He seemed a sensible man.'

  'Yes,' Hölderlin replied gruffly. 'Very sensible.'

  Juno took a minute sip of coffee. 'The little locksmith,' she said. 'He was so upset. Devastated.'

  From behind the paper Hölderlin replied: 'Herr Uberhorst is a very sensitive fellow.'

  'Yes, he is,' said Juno. 'I believe he still has one of my books. I lent him my Madame Blavatsky. Perhaps you could get it back from him, my dear – if you're passing?'

  'Yes . . . yes.'

  'He is a sensitive fellow. But there was more to it, don't you think?'

  Hölderlin did not reply.

  'The way he used to look at her . . .'

  Hölderlin lowered his paper with evident impatience.